This is the question that Brad calls and asks me most days. Today he called a little too early. My reply was, "So far!"
After I hung up with him I had to use the bathroom. I can't go in peace. All the girls need to sit on their potties too. So off come the pants, diapers, (and with Olivia the shirt too). They sit on the potties for a short time. While I am incapacitated, Evie escapes bare butt to the living room. By the time I can get to her she is running back saying "pee." Yup, she peed on the floor and had it running down her leg. Frustrated I clean her up and quickly dress everyone again. Out comes the carpet cleaner... again.
Not much later I am on the phone and Evie stinks. I hang up to change her diaper and notice Olivia & Sophie in the bathroom. I tell them to get out and they tell me their sunglasses are all wet. Yes, they were playing in the toilet. I shoo them out and proceed to change Evie's diaper. When I finish I go to find the two trouble-makers, and they are in the stinkin' bathroom again. They are soaked, the floor is soaked, and there is a soggy roll of toilet paper on the floor! I swiftly remove them with punishment and go to clean it all up. There is quite an amount of toilet paper in the toilet so I flush it. The toilet doesn't flush... Then I realize that no one has the sunglasses they were playing with earlier. Yes, there is a pair of sunglasses stuck in our toilet! And there it will remain, because I am NOT going to stick my hand in there!!!!
